The Infidel's
Guide to
Islam
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There
is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is his messenger.
Any
questions?
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Islam means
“submission” or, by a stretch, “peace” the
peace that comes from total submission to the Will of Allah.
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A
Muslim is one who submits utterly to the Will of Allah.
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Abraham,
Moses, and Jesus were also prophets, but Allah only gave the final,
complete, and true religion to Muhammad.
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Although
Muhammad is not divine, not himself to be worshiped, he is al-insan
al-kamil, or “The Perfect Man.”
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It
took 23 years for Allah, speaking in Arabic through the Angel
Gabriel, to dictate the Holy Qur'an to The Prophet.
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Every single
word in the Qur'an is the literal, unaltered Word of the One True
God.
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How
do we know this?
Because
Muhammad said the Angel Gabriel said that Allah said so, that's why.
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So, who is
Muhammad?
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(The
following to scroll up Star Wars style)
A long time ago, in a
desert far, far away, a poor orphan named Muhammad grows up to become
a dashing camel driver who soon makes good by marrying a wealthy
40-year old widow. Six children later, discontent with his life in
Mecca, Muhammad starts spending a lot of time in a nearby cave.
Here, at age 40, he starts
having seizures and hearing voices who tells him that no one is
worshiping Allah the way they are suppose to, and that he, Muhammad,
has been chosen to be the One True Prophet. Muhammad preached at the
citizens of Mecca for 12 years, but gained few converts.
One night he flew with the Angel Gabriel from Mecca to
Jerusalem, spoke to
Abraham, Moses, and Jesus, and took a tour of heaven and hell before
returning the morrow morn.
For
some reason, Muhammad and his followers were mocked and persecuted in
Mecca, so they eventually left, going to Medina where he had better
luck attracting new followers among the warring tribes.
After
his wife's death, Muhammad married Aisha, the six-year old daughter
of a friend, but only with the agreement that he would wait three
years, until Aisha was nine, before consummating the marriage. A man
of his word, the 53 year-old Muhammad did so.
He wife collection grew
over time, though Aisha remained his favorite—the total count
being somewhere between 11 and 21, not counting concubines and slave
girls.
For six years Muhammad and
his growing band of followers fought a war of attrition against the
unbelievers in Mecca. Meccan caravans were raided, looted, and
hostages taken for ransom. Allah himself decreed (through Muhammad)
that one fifth of all booty must be given to The Prophet. A very
wealthy Muhammad finally gained control of Mecca in the year 630.
The conquest of the Arabian peninsula was next, and the conquest of
the known world continued long after his death in 632.
One
in five humans are now Muslims.
What
the Holy Qur'an says depends on who's doing the quoting....
Moderate
Muslim:
Islam
is tolerant:
There
is no compulsion in religion. 2:256
Unto
you your religion, and unto me my religion. 109:4
Say:
(It is) the truth from the Lord of you (all). Then whosoever will,
let him believe, and whosoever will, let him disbelieve.... 18:29
Fundamentalist
Muslim:
Say: (It is) the truth
from the Lord of you (all). Then whosoever will, let him believe, and
whosoever will, let him disbelieve. Lo! We have prepared for
disbelievers Fire. Its tent encloseth them. If they ask for showers,
they will be showered with water like to molten lead which burneth
the faces. Calamitous the drink and ill the resting-place! 18:29
The
curse of Allah is on disbelievers. 2:89
There is no compulsion in
religion. Allah is the Protecting Guardian of those who believe. As
for those who disbelieve, their patrons are false deities. Such are
rightful owners of the Fire. They will abide therein. 2:256-257
Fight
them until persecution is no more, and religion is for Allah. 2:193
Say (O Muhammad) unto
those who disbelieve: Ye shall be overcome and gathered unto Hell, an
evil resting-place. 3:12
And
whoso seeketh as religion other than the Surrender (to Allah) it will
not be accepted from him, and he will be a loser in the Hereafter.
3:85
Those who purchase
disbelief at the price of faith harm Allah not at all, but theirs
will be a painful doom. 3:177
So choose not friends from
them [the unbelievers] till they forsake their homes in the way of
Allah; if they turn back (to enmity) then take them and kill them
wherever ye find them. 4:89
If
they [the unbelievers] keep not aloof from you nor offer you peace
nor hold their hands, then take them and kill them wherever ye find
them. Against such We have given you clear warrant. 4:91
And fight them until
persecution is no more, and religion is all for Allah. But if they
cease, then lo! Allah is Seer of what they do. 8:39
Slay
the idolaters wherever ye find them, and take them (captive), and
besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush. 9:5
Fight them! [the
unbelievers] Allah will chastise them at your hands, and He will lay
them low and give you victory over them. 9:14
He it is Who hath sent His
messenger with the guidance and the Religion of Truth, that He may
cause it to prevail over all religion, however much the idolaters may
be averse. 9:33
O
Prophet! Strive against the disbelievers and the hypocrites! Be harsh
with them. Their ultimate abode is hell, a hapless journey's end.
9:73
O
ye who believe! Fight those of the disbelievers who are near to you,
and let them find harshness in you, and know that Allah is with those
who keep their duty (unto Him). 9:123
Those who are neglectful
of Our revelations, Their home will be the Fire. :8-9
If
the hypocrites, and those in whose hearts is a disease, and the
alarmists in the city do not cease, We verily shall urge thee on
against them. Accursed, they will be seized wherever found and slain
with a (fierce) slaughter. 33:60-61
O Prophet! Strive against
the disbelievers and the hypocrites, and be stern with them. Hell
will be their home, a hapless journey's end. :9
Allah
hath cursed them for their unbelief. 2:8
Guard yourselves against
the Fire prepared for disbelievers, whose fuel is of men and stones.
2:24
But
they who disbelieve, and deny Our revelations, such are rightful
Peoples of the [Hell] Fire. They will abide therein. 2:39
And humiliation and
wretchedness were stamped upon them and they [the Jews] were visited
with wrath from Allah. That was because they disbelieved in Allah's
revelations and slew the prophets wrongfully. 2:61
Ye
know of those of you [Jews] who broke the Sabbath, how We said unto
them: Be ye apes, despised and hated! 2:65
Allah (Himself) is an
enemy to the disbelievers. Verily We have revealed unto thee clear
tokens, and only miscreants will disbelieve in them. 2:98-99
As
for him who disbelieveth, I shall leave him in contentment for a
while, then I shall compel him to the doom of Fire. 2:126
Warfare is ordained for
you, though it is hateful unto you; but it may happen that ye hate a
thing which is good for you, and it may happen that ye love a thing
which is bad for you. Allah knoweth, ye know not. 2:216
Obey
Allah and the messenger. But if they turn away, lo! Allah loveth not
the disbelievers 3:32
As
for those who disbelieve I shall chastise them with a heavy
chastisement in the world and the Hereafter; and they will have no
helpers. 3:56
And whoso disobeyeth Allah
and His messenger and transgresseth His limits, He will make him
enter Fire, where he will dwell for ever; his will be a shameful
doom. 4:14
Lo! the hypocrites (will
be) in the lowest deep of the Fire, and thou wilt find no helper for
them; 4:145
But as for those who
disbelieve, garments of fire will be cut out for them; boiling fluid
will be poured down on their heads, Whereby that which is in their
bellies, and their skins too, will be melted; And for them are hooked
rods of iron. 22:19-20
Those
who strive against Our revelations, challenging (Us), theirs will be
a painful doom of wrath. 34:5
Muhammad
is the messenger of Allah. And those with him are hard against the
disbelievers and merciful among themselves. 48:29
Who setteth up another god
along with Allah. Do ye twain hurl him to the dreadful doom. 50:26
That,
when Our revelations are recited unto him, he saith: Mere fables of
the men of old. We shall brand him on the nose. 68:15-16
Lo! those who disbelieve,
among the People of the Scripture and the idolaters, will abide in
fire of hell. They are the worst of created beings. 98:6
Believe ye in part of the
Scripture and disbelieve ye in part thereof ?
And what is the
reward of those who do so save ignominy in the life of the world, and
on the Day of Resurrection they will be consigned to the most
grievous doom. 2:85
Those
who disbelieve, and die while they are disbelievers; on them is the
curse of Allah and of angels and of men combined.
They ever dwell therein.
The doom will not be lightened for them, neither will they be
reprieved. :161-162
Those
who disbelieve the revelations of Allah, theirs will be a heavy doom.
3:4
And
be ye not as those who separated and disputed after the clear proofs
had come unto them. For such there is an awful doom. 3:105
Those who disbelieve in
Allah and His messengers, and seek to make distinction between Allah
and His messengers, and say: We believe in some and disbelieve in
others, and seek to choose a way in between; Such are disbelievers in
truth; and for disbelievers We prepare a shameful doom. :150-151
Lo! they who deny Our
revelations and scorn them, for them the gates of heaven will nor be
opened. Theirs will be a bed of hell . 7:41
When thy Lord inspired the
angels, (saying): I am with you. So make those who believe stand
firm. I will throw fear into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Then
smite the necks and smite of them each finger. That is because they
opposed Allah and His messenger. Whoso opposeth Allah and His
messenger, (for him) lo! Allah is severe in punishment. 8:12-13
Seest
thou not that We have set the devils on the disbelievers to confound
them with confusion? 19:83
But
as for those who disbelieve, for them is fire of hell; it taketh not
complete effect upon them so that they can die, nor is its torment
lightened for them. Thus We punish every ingrate. 35:36
Islam:
Tolerant or Intolerant? You decide.
Those who can make you believe
absurdities can make you commit atrocities - Voltaire
End
disclaimer:
Islam is a system of
beliefs and practices based on the teachings of Muhammad. It is not
the same as the 1.5 billion people who have been conditioned to
accept it and to believe that any criticism of Islam, the Qur'an or
The Prophet is intolerable. The vast majority of those possessed by
this faith are no doubt likeable, decent, law-abiding citizens—but
perhaps this is because they are human, not because they are Muslim.
The
Infidel's Guide to Islam 1: Director's Commentary
The images of Muhammad are, for the
most part, the editorial cartoons published by a Danish newspaper
that lead to widespread riots, the burning of embassies, and the
death of over 130 people in 2005.
There is no god but Allah and
Muhammad is his Messenger. This is the fundamental dogma of
Islam. Agree and you're a Muslim—all other dogmas follow. To
be a true Muslim you must be a true believer. As for the infidel
disbelievers, well they, as the Holy Qur'an so charmingly puts it,
are subject to being “slain with a fierce slaughter.”
One of the more extraordinary things
that Muslims believe is that Muhammad is the embodiment of the
perfect man. Many non-Muslims, however, have difficulty seeing how
he could be regarded as a goodman, let alone a perfectone.
Another
extraordinary thing that 1.5 billion Muslims believe is that a
hyper-intelligent, pan-dimensional creator of a 100 billion galaxies
sent an angel to the third planet of an obscure star, to a desert
region that was backward even by 7th century standards, to dictate to
an illiterate merchant God's one and only book whose teachings all
humans must follow, now and forever.
It
really all comes down to Muhammad and the voices in his head. How
absolutely certain can anyone be that the voice he heard was an
angelic one? At first Muhammad was disturbed by the voices, fearing
his grasp of reality was becoming fragile. It was his wife who
interpreted the voices as divine and helped him come to believe he
was The Prophet. Could he have been right the first time?
Did
Muhammad really ride a white horse through the sky galloping at
hundreds of kilometers per hour, take a tour of hell, and ascend all
the way to the seventh heaven and beyond to behold the face of Allah
himself? You better believe it—if you're a Muslim that is.
Otherwise, just say, "I doubt it."
Muhammad
dreamed about seeing Aisha naked. Allah soon spoke to him, revealing
that she must become his wife. Muhammad later coveted the wife of
his adopted son, and Lo!, Allah spoke to him saying he should have
her too. Could Allah be Muhammad's alter ego?
History
101: A camel driver, turned merchant, turned prophet, becomes a
warlord. To further demonstrate his perfection, Muhammad used
genocide, assassination, torture, lies, and a scorched earth policy
to further his conquest of those whose only apparent crime was that
they refused to submit to him.
To
bring Muhammad's character into focus, consider that when his men
asked him if they should practice withdrawal when they were raping
hostages (so as not to impregnate and lessen the ransom their
families would pay for them), Muhammad replied that it didn't matter
since whether they became pregnant or not was the Will of Allah.
Welcome to Muhammad's moral universe.
The
terms “moderate” and “fundamentalist” have
different connotations when applied to Muslims. Among Christians
only fundamentalists believe their Book to be the inerrant word of
God and an infallible guide to life, the universe, and everything.
All Muslims, however, must believe that the Qur'an is of supernatural
origin, the very word of Allah, and therefore inerrant.
Moderate
Muslims, however, like their Christian counterparts, tend not to come home from work and read their Holy Book—they have
interests other than religion. They believe that the Qur'an is just
too subtle for laymen to correctly interpret and so they go to the
mosque once a week where specialists, with a talent for exegesis,
tell them what the Qur'an says and what it means to submit to Islam.
Fundamentalists,
however, tend to just read the book, take it at face value, and
actually believe what it actually says. They may have traded their
swords in for guns and bombs, but otherwise they necessarily must
reject the modern world in order to be true to the life, the
teaching, and the example set by their 7th century prophet.
Moderates,
however, want to embrace both modernity and Islam. They insist that Muhammad is a man for all times and all
people. Any apparent disparity between Islam and life as they wish
to live it in the 21st century is merely a misunderstanding that
their Imams are only too happy to explain away.
The
disparity, which is big enough to fly several Boeing 767's through,
nevertheless exists—they just refuse to see it. It's rather
like the inability to see the emperor's nakedness while insisting
that his new clothes are beautiful beyond description.
Unfortunately
it seems to be the case that when confronted by Islamists, good
Muslims will do nothing. Moderate Muslims, and we're talking about
most Muslims (I hope), are basically good people. The beauty they
see in Islam, however, is clearly in the eyes of the beholders; it is their own basic decency, their desire for peace, their human sense of fairness and tolerance that they project into their
religion.
Like
moderate Jews and Christians, Muslims turn a blind eye upon the nasty
bits in order to see only the good. And yet they cannot allow
themselves to doubt the basic dogmas of Islam, they can't think
outside the Islamic box, and when push comes to shove, they cannot
stand up to and oppose their fundamentalist brethren.
At
some point in reading the Qur'an, you have to ask yourself, "Does
this book read like it was written by a Supreme Being? Or does it
kind of, sort of, sound like something a 7th century self-serving
Arab prophet turned warlord might come up with?"
Let
me propose a challenge. Pick any 10 pages from the Qur'an at random
and read them. I predict that most who accept this challenge will
fail—the book is that unreadable. One fifth is simply
incomprehensible, another fifth is altogether too awful, and one
fifth is true but banal, such as being told that it is wrong to steal
from orphans. The rest of the book is, as Mark Twain once said of a
similar book, “chloroform in print.”
If you suspect bias in selecting the
quotes used, you'd be absolutely correct—I only used about one
tenth of the nasty bits I could have quoted.
If we should not tolerate atrocities,
perhaps we should also not tolerate absurdities. If you believe in
absurdities maybe gassing people in subways will seem like a good
idea, or maybe you'll drink the Kool-Aid, or agree to wear a bomb to
go to heaven.
If you really, really believe that you
are the chosen people, that there is only one path to salvation, or
that there is but one God, yours, and the Perfect Man is his Prophet,
then what can you notbe made to believe? What can you notbe
made to do?
Part
2
Moderate
Muslim:
Allah
is forgiving and merciful:
In
the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful. 1:1
He
is the relenting, the Merciful. 2:37
For Allah is Full of Pity,
Merciful toward mankind. 2:143
Yet
whoso doeth evil or wrongeth his own soul, then seeketh pardon of
Allah, will find Allah Forgiving, Merciful. 4:10
Keep
to forgiveness (O Muhammad), and enjoin kindness, and turn away from
the ignorant. 7:199
Say:
O My slaves who have been prodigal to their own hurt! Despair not of
the mercy of Allah, Who forgiveth all sins. Lo! He is the Forgiving,
the Merciful. 39:153
Fundamentalist
Muslim:
Those who disbelieve and
deal in wrong, Allah will never forgive them. 4:168
Those
who disbelieve Our revelations, We shall expose them to the Fire. As
often as their skins are consumed We shall exchange them for fresh
skins that they may taste the torment. Lo! Allah is ever Mighty,
Wise. 4:56
Forgiveness is only
incumbent on Allah toward those who do evil in ignorance (and) then
turn quickly (in repentance) to Allah. These are they toward whom
Allah relenteth. :17
Lo! those who disbelieve
and deal wrong, Allah will never forgive them, neither will He guide
them unto a road, Except the road of hell, wherein they will abide
for ever. And that is ever easy for Allah. 4:168-9
The
only reward of those who make war upon Allah and His messenger...will
be that they will be killed or crucified, or have their hands and
feet on alternate sides cut off, or will be expelled out of the land.
Such will be their degradation in the world, and in the Hereafter
theirs will be an awful doom. 5:33
And
the dwellers of the Fire cry out unto the dwellers of the Garden:
Pour on us some water or some wherewith Allah hath provided you. They
say: Lo! Allah hath forbidden both to disbelievers. 7:50
Though
thou ask forgiveness for them seventy times Allah will not forgive
them. That is because they disbelieved in Allah and His messenger.
9:80
It
is not for the Prophet, and those who believe, to pray for the
forgiveness of idolaters even though they may be near of kin (to
them) after it hath become clear that they are people of hell-fire.
:113
Those who disbelieve in
the revelations of Allah and in (their) Meeting with Him, such have
no hope of My mercy. For such there is a painful doom. 29:23
Lo! Allah hath cursed the
disbelievers, and hath prepared for them a flaming fire, Wherein they
will abide for ever. They will find (then) no protecting friend nor
helper. On the day when their faces are turned over in the Fire, they
say: Oh, would that we had obeyed Allah and had obeyed His messenger!
33:64-66
Who
heareth the revelations of Allah recited unto him, and then
continueth in pride as though he heard them not. Give him tidings of
a painful doom. And when he knoweth aught of Our revelations he
maketh it a jest. For such there is a shameful doom. 45:8-9
As
for the Disbelievers, Whether thou warn them or thou warn them not it
is all one for them; they believe not. Allah hath sealed their
hearing and their hearts, and on their eyes there is a covering. Theirs will be an awful doom. :6-7
Allah taketh away their
[the disbelievers] light and leaveth them in darkness, where they
cannot see, Deaf, dumb and blind; and they return not. 2:17-18
Lo!
Allah forgiveth not that a partner should be ascribed [by Christians]
unto Him. 4:48
Those who believe, then
disbelieve and then (again) believe, then disbelieve, and then
increase in disbelief, Allah will never pardon them. 4:137
Ask
forgiveness for them (O Muhammad), or ask not forgiveness for them;
though thou ask forgiveness for them seventy times Allah will not
forgive them. That is because they disbelieved in Allah and His
messenger. 9:80
Those
who disbelieve and turn from the way of Allah and then die
disbelievers, Allah surely will not pardon them. 47:34
They believed, then
disbelieved, therefore their hearts are sealed so that they
understand not. ... Whether thou ask forgiveness for them or ask not
forgiveness for them is all one for them; Allah will not forgive
them. 63:3-6
The forgiveness is not for
those who do ill-deeds until, when death attendeth upon one of them,
he saith: Lo! I repent now; nor yet for those who die while they are
disbelievers. For such We have prepared a painful doom. 4:18
And
they [infidels] set up rivals to Allah that they may mislead (men)
from His way. Say: Enjoy life (while ye may) for lo! your journey's
end will be the Fire. 14:30
On the day when the
wrong-doer gnaweth his hands, he will say: Ah, would that I had
chosen a way together with the messenger (of Allah)! 25:27
On
the day when He will call unto them [Christians] and say: Where are
My partners whom ye imagined? 28:62
The Infidel's Guide to Islam 2:
Forgiving and Merciful
The daily prayer that Muslims recite
five times a day while bowing towards Mecca says Allah is merciful,
ergo he is. Muhammad was considered by the standards of his day to
be forgiving and merciful in that he did not automatically put to
death those he conquered, but gave some of them the chance to submit
first. As for those who chose not to submit, well, you don't wanna
know.
As you read through the quotes, even
without having read the hundreds of other like-minded quotes, you can
hardly fail to get the message that Allah is indeed forgiving and
merciful....but only to believers. As for the disbelievers, you
don't wanna know.
It would seem that in Muhammad's scheme
of things the absolute worst thing you can do is to disbelieve, to
disbelieve in him and his message. To believe is to submit; to
disbelieve is to oppose, and that cannot be tolerated. As Emily
Dickinson put it, "Ascent and you are sane; demur and you're
straight away dangerous and handled with a chain."
It is possible, however, to overstate
Muhammad's hostility and intolerance towards disbelievers. Muslim
apologists point out that Muhammad was at times tolerant of
Christians, on one occasion he even invited a visiting delegation to
pray in his mosque; he even tolerated Jews.
What you need to understand is that
Islam is an Abrahamic religion cut from virtually the same cloth as
Judaism and Christianity. Muhammad's god is the one true god, the
same god as the Jews and Christians imperfectly understand and
worship.
Adam was a Muslim, Abraham, Moses, and
Jesus were Muslims too. Muhammad is called the “Seal of the
Prophets” because he finished what they started. These prior
prophets, Muslims believe, taught part of what Allah wanted people to
know, but it was left for Muhammad to finally spell it all out
correctly.
Those who follow the earlier prophets
are viewed as imperfect monotheists, followers of true prophets whose
teachings, however, they imperfectly recorded and so came to
misunderstand. Jews and Christians are certainly mistaken, but not
entirely, so they are viewed as sort of wayward relatives whose
existence can at times be tolerated.
Indeed, Muhammad borrowed heavily from
Judeism, hoping to curry their favor, and expected the Jews to accept
him as a Jewish prophet. It was only when they refused to embrace
him as the new Abraham that he turned against them. Ironically,
contemporary Muslim’s are far more antisemtic than Muhammad
was.
Muhammad's fellow Arabs were fragmented
into numerous polytheistic tribes, and for such infidels, Allah had
no mercy whatsoever. When Muslims conquered Spain, however, they
showed the Jews and Christians a degree of tolerance.
Yet when the Muslims conquered India
around 1000 AD, they spent the next 500 years destroying Hindu places
of worship and slaughtering on sight any Hindus caught worshiping
false gods. Estimates of the total number of Hindus put to the
sword, based on records kept by the Muslim conquerors themselves,
run into the millions. By one account, Muslim fanatics killed
100,000 Hindus on just one of their better days.
After 500 years, they finally realized
that the Hindus were not going to convert; that there were just too
many Hindus to kill them all, and so they decided to tax them
instead—to make them pay for the privilege of not believing in
Muhammad's religion. Since not every single Hindu was killed, what
more proof do you need, the apologists will say, that Allah is truly
forgiving and merciful?
Part
3
Moderate
Muslim:
Islam
respects women:
Lo!
I suffer not the work of any worker, male or female, to be lost. Ye
proceed [are equal to] one from another. 3:195
Whosoever doeth right,
whether male or female, and is a believer, him verily we shall
quicken with good life. 16:97
And of His signs is this:
He created for you helpmeets from yourselves that ye might find rest
in them, and He ordained between you love and mercy. Lo! herein
indeed are portents for folk who reflect. 30:21
Whoso doeth an ill-deed,
he will be repaid the like thereof, while whoso doeth right, whether
male or female, and is a believer, (all) such will enter the Garden,
where they will be nourished without stint. 40:40
Fundamentalist
Muslim:
Your
women are a tilth for you (to cultivate) so go to your tilth as ye
will. 2:223
And
they (women) have rights similar to those (of men) over them in
kindness, and men are a degree above them. Allah is Mighty, Wise.
2:228
And tell the believing
women to lower their gaze and be modest, and to display of their
adornment only that which is apparent, and to draw their veils over
their bosoms, and not to reveal their adornment save to their own
husbands. 24:31
Men are in charge of
women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other,
and because they spend of their property (for the support of women).
So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah
hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them
and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. 4:34
And call two witness from
among your men. And if two men be not at hand, then a man and two
women. 2:282
Marry
of the women, who seem good to you, two or three or four; and if ye
fear that ye cannot do justice (to so many) then one (only) or (the
captives) that your right hands possess. 4:3
Ye
will not be able to deal equally between (your) wives, however much
ye wish (to do so). 4:129
O
Prophet! Tell thy wives and thy daughters and the women of the
believers to draw their cloaks close round them (when they go
abroad). 33:59
They question thee (O
Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is an illness, so let
women alone at such times and go not in unto them till they are
cleansed. And when they have purified themselves, then go in unto
them as Allah hath enjoined upon you. 2:222
If
ye are sick or on a journey, or one of you cometh from the closet
[toilet], or ye have had contact with women, and ye find not water,
then go to clean, high ground and rub your faces and your hands with
some of it. 5:6
Allah chargeth you
concerning (the provision for) your children: to the male the
equivalent of the portion of two females, and if there be women more
than two, then theirs is two-thirds of the inheritance, and if there
be one (only) then the half. 4:11
Except the feeble among
men, and the women, and the children, who are unable to devise a plan
and are not shown a way. 4:98
And
if they be brethren, men and women, unto the male is the equivalent
of the share of two females. 4:176
O mankind! Fear your Lord.
Lo! the earthquake of the Hour (of Doom) is a tremendous thing. On
the day when ye behold it, every nursing mother will forget her
nursling and every pregnant one will be delivered of her burden
22:1-2
O Prophet! Lo! We have
made lawful unto thee thy wives unto whom thou hast paid their
dowries, and those [slaves] whom thy right hand possesseth of those
whom Allah hath given thee as spoils of war. 33:50
(And it is said unto the
angels): Assemble those who did wrong, together with their wives and
what they used to worship instead of Allah, and lead them to the path
to hell. 37:22-23
O
ye who believe! Lo! among your wives and your children there are
enemies for you, therefor beware of them. 64:14
It may happen that his
Lord, if he [Muhammad] divorce you, will give him in your stead wives
better than you, submissive (to Allah), believing, pious, penitent,
devout, inclined to fasting, widows and maids. 66:5
And those who preserve
their chastity save with their wives and those [slave girls] whom
their right hands possess, for thus they are not blameworthy. 70:30
And as for those who
believe and do good works, We shall make them enter Gardens
underneath which rivers flow - to dwell therein [in heaven] for ever;
there for them are pure companions [virgins]. 4:57
The
Infidel's Guide to Islam 3: Women
Moderates point out that Muhammad, by
the standards of his day, was a veritable women's libber. He granted
full spiritual equality to women—they too could go to heaven or
burn in hell. They were even allowed to attend mosque (albeit in a
separate section behind the men). In some Muslim countries today,
women are allowed to drive cars and leave their homes without being
escorted by a male relative.
Muslim apologists (virtually all of
them men except for a few women suffering from Stockholm Syndrome)
sincerely believe that Muslims alone, of all the peoples of the
world, truly respect women. It was no doubt out of respect for women
that Nigerian Muslims, in a country where women can still be stoned
to death under Sharia law, felt compelled to riot during the Miss
Universe Pageant that was being held in their country in 2002.
The intolerable flaunting of female
flesh contributed to riots triggered by a remark made by a newspaper
journalist. Muslims had posed the question of what would Muhammad
do. The commentator suggested that, if Muhammad were alive today, he
might marry one of the contestants. For this offense, the
newspaper's headquarters was burned and over 200 people killed.
While the beliefs of Islam are
accessible to all, the experience of being a woman brought up within
Islam is not. I can do no better, then, than to quote a bit from
Ayaan Hirsi Ali's book, "The Caged Virgin: An Emancipation
Proclamation for Women and Islam."
Ali was raised to be a good Muslim in
her native Somalia, and as a child she also lived in Saudi Arabia,
Kenya, and Ethiopia. She sought asylum in the Netherlands to escape
a forced marriage, took advantage of educational opportunities there,
and was elected to the Dutch parliament.
She wrote the script for a 10-minute
film about the plight of women in Islam. The film maker, Theo Van
Gogh, was knifed to death on the streets of Amsterdam by an offended
Muslim. Ayaan Hirsi Ali lives to this day under threat of execution
for exercising independent thought and her right to free speech. In
chapter 1 she writes:
“I am distressed that the vast
majority of Muslim women are still enchained by the doctrine of
virginity, which requires that women enter marriage as green as
grass: experience of love and sexuality before marriage is an
absolute taboo. This taboo does not apply to men. Furthermore, men
and women do not have equal rights or opportunities in any way within
their specific Muslim culture. Many women simply lack all
opportunity to organize their lives independently or as they see fit.
“I do not despise Islam. I am
thoroughly conscious of the noble values that the religion promotes,
such as charity, hospitality, and compassion for the [Muslim] weak
and poor. But for women, the situation is very different. In the
name of Islam, women are subjected to cruel and horrible practices,
including female genital mutilation and disownment, the latter a
common practice in which women are cut off from their families both
emotionally and financially for any perceived misbehavior.
“Obviously, far from all Muslim
men are disrespectful or violent toward women. I know countless
wonderful Muslim men who treat their mothers, sisters, and spouses
decently. Moreover, men are every bit as much victims of the culture
of virginity as women, albeit indirectly. As a result of this
repressive culture, boys and men are not raised by healthy, balanced,
and well-educated mothers. This in turn puts men themselves at a
disadvantage when pursuing education, employment, and social
development.
“Because of the
disproportionately strong emphasis on "manliness" in the
Muslim upbringing and because of the physical and mental separation
of the sexes, men hardly have the opportunity to develop the
communication skills necessary for living harmoniously within a
family.... Muslim marriages, prearranged by the family when the
daughter is very young, give men heavy responsibilities that are not
of their own choosing—for girls they scarcely know.
“Ironically, the repression of
women is maintained to a large extent by other women.... even
educated women often have difficulty relinquishing ideas that have
been instilled in them since childhood. In the traditionally
oriented Muslim communities, it is often the mothers who keep their
daughters under their thumbs and the mothers-in-law who make the
lives of their daughters-in-law unbearable. Cousins and aunts gossip
endlessly about one another and about others. The effect of this
social control is that Muslim women maintain their own repression.”
Read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's, "The Caged
Virgin" and “Infidel.”
Note: The reference to female genital
mutilation being done “in the name of Islam” is
misleading as there is no mention of it in the Qur'an. The practice
was and remains common in parts of Africa, including Muslim tribal
areas—areas where Islamic law is total, where everything is
seemingly done “in the name of Islam.”
If hacking off the genitalia of young
girls was clearly against Islam, the practice would have been crushed
centuries ago. Instead it continues to be done with the full
approval of the local Muslim populace, so for Ayaan to say that what
was done to her was done “in the name of Islam” would be
entirely true to her experience.
Consider this: Muslims are NOT free to
decide for themselves what is right and wrong. While mutilating
little girls is not mandated by the Qur’an, if it had been—and
it could well have been as it was practiced by Muhammad’s
followers, then all Muslims today would feel compelled to do it. The
Muslim true-believer comes to resemble a drone in a Borg-like
collective—“We are Muslim, resistance is futile, you will
be assimilated.”
Pretty
funny “religion” this Islam.
Part
4
Moderate
Muslim:
Islam
for truth and justice:
O ye who believe! Be ye
staunch in justice, witnesses for Allah, even though it be against
yourselves or (your) parents or (your) kindred. 4:135
Lo!
Allah enjoineth justice and kindness, and giving to kinsfolk, and
forbiddeth lewdness and abomination and wickedness. 16:90
Confound not truth with
falsehood, nor knowingly conceal the truth. 2:42
Whoso
interveneth in a good cause will have the reward thereof, and whoso
interveneth in an evil cause will bear the consequence thereof. Allah
overseeth all things. 4:85
O
ye who believe! Be steadfast witnesses for Allah in equity, and let
not hatred of any people seduce you that ye deal not justly. Deal
justly, that is nearer to your duty. Observe your duty to Allah. Lo!
Allah is Informed of what ye do. 5:8
(O man), follow not that
whereof thou hast no knowledge. Lo! the hearing and the sight and the
heart - of each of these it will
be
asked. 17:36
Fundamentalist
Muslim:
Pardon us, absolve us and
have mercy on us, Thou, our Protector, and give us victory over the
disbelieving folk. 2:286
And
believe not save in one who followeth your religion. 3:73
As for those of your women
who are guilty of lewdness, call to witness four of you against them.
And if they testify (to the truth of the allegation) then confine
them to the houses until death take them. 4:15
Whoso
fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him
We shall bestow a vast reward. 4:74
Those who believe do
battle for the cause of Allah; and those who disbelieve do battle for
the cause of idols. So fight the minions of the devil. 4:76
As
for the thief, both male and female, cut off their hands. It is the
reward of their own deeds, an exemplary punishment from Allah. 5:38
Allah promiseth the
hypocrites, both men and women, and the disbelievers fire of hell for
their abode. It will suffice them. Allah curseth them, and theirs is
lasting torment. 9:68
And
never (O Muhammad) pray for one of them who dieth, nor stand by his
grave. Lo! they disbelieved in Allah and His messenger. 9:84
Wed not idolatresses till
they believe; for lo! a believing bondwoman is better than an
idolatress though she please you; and give not your daughters in
marriage to idolaters till they believe, for lo! a believing slave is
better than an idolater. 2:221
Whatever
of good befalleth thee (O man) it is from Allah, and whatever of ill
befalleth thee it is from thyself. 4:79
And whoso opposeth the
messenger after the guidance (of Allah) hath been manifested unto
him, and followeth other than the believer's way, We appoint for him
that unto which he himself hath turned, and expose him unto hell - a
hapless journey's end! 4:115
In
their [hypocrites] hearts is a disease, and Allah increaseth their
disease. A painful doom is theirs because they lie. 2:10
Lo! Those who hide the
proofs and the guidance which We revealed, after We had made it clear
to mankind in the Scripture: such are accursed of Allah and accursed
of those who have the power to curse. 2:159
Lo! those who hide aught
of the Scripture which Allah hath revealed and purchase a small gain
therewith, they eat into their bellies nothing else than fire. Allah
will not speak to them on the Day of Resurrection, nor will He make
them grow. Theirs will be a painful doom. 2:174
Allah preferred Adam and
Noah and the Family of Abraham and the Family of 'Imran above (all
His) creatures. 3:33
Allah chargeth you
concerning (the provision for) your children: to the male the
equivalent of the portion of two females, and if there be women more
than two, then theirs is two-thirds of the inheritance, and if there
be one (only) then the half. 4:11
It is not lawful for you
forcibly to inherit the women (of your deceased kinsmen), nor (that)
ye should put constraint upon them that ye may take away a part of
that which ye have given them, unless they be guilty of flagrant
lewdness. 4:19
All
married women (are forbidden unto you) save those (captives) whom
your right hands possess. 4:24
Who doeth greater wrong
than he who denieth the revelations of Allah, and turneth away from
them ? We award unto those who turn away from Our revelations an evil
doom. 6:157
And those who disbelieve
will be gathered unto hell, That Allah may separate the wicked from
the good, The wicked will He place piece upon piece, and heap them
all together, and consign them unto hell. :36-37
If
thou couldst see how the angels receive those who disbelieve, smiting
faces and their backs and (saying): Taste the punishment of burning!
8:50
Thou
wilt see the guilty on that day linked together in chains, Their
raiment of pitch, and the Fire covering their faces. 14:49-50
The
Infidel's Guide to Islam 4: Truth and Justice
Once again we see that moderates
cherry-pick the Qur'an for passages that a sane person living in the
21st century might agree with. The fundamentalists, however, who
read the whole book, take home a different message: There is only
one Truth, theirs, and justice is for believers only—it is a
depressingly old story.
But let me tell you another story about
another Mohammad, one I knew back in college. As a student I went
out of my way to befriend the foreign students, and I even hung out
with some native grown Christian fundamentalists. I preferred the
company of those who were, well, nice—those having some ethical
qualms, who were fairly bright, and who were unlikely to agree with
anything I might have to say. And yes, Muslims and even
fundamentalist Christians can be very bright and likable.
Mohammad
was easily the nicest and brightest (he went on to get his
doctorate). While my Christian friends agonized over their sinful
nature, Mohammad, so far as I could tell, simply didn't have one.
He was, in addition to being a moderate
and devout Muslim, an Iranian. This was just before and during the
Iranian hostage situation, and he, along with other Muslim students,
most also from Iran, were a little short on American friends.
I recall one day going to a Christian
Varsity meeting, and later to a meeting of the Muslim Student
Association. An ironic thought occurred to me—the only thing
the two groups had in common was, well, me.
Mohammad and I went together on an
overnight class field trip; the class, actually several classes
combined, along with three professors, stayed at an unused
firefighters camp high in the mountains. Most of the students had
plans for a good old time that night around the fire, complete with
firewater. Neither Mohammad nor I had any interest in what someone
once called, "that misery men misjudge delight."
We had a different idea about what
constituted a good time. We had each spotted a patch of snow high on
a nearby mountain, and with little more than a nod between us, we
decided we would hike to it in the morning.
While the other students were just
getting warmed up, including Mohammad's fellow Muslims, we retired to
the bunkhouse. I awoke before first light and wondered if Mohammad
was still up for an adventure. To my delight, a slight touch showed
he was awake too and ready to go.
As we climbed, daylight gradually came
upon the land and we saw that it was good. Stopping to rest,
Mohammad shared a passage from the Qur'an having to do with
mountains. He was in awe that one day, these very mountains would be
leveled by Allah. I offered no rebuttal, but a passage from Thoreau
instead—it was a fine time for sharing inner visions.
We climbed about an hour and a half to
get to the snow, then decided to bring some back. Mohammad's jacket
was waterproof, so we piled snow on it and started back down.
The slope invited running, zigzagging
back and forth, and leaping great distances. It was such an utterly
joyful decent, made all the more so by having a friend like Mohammad
to share it. In midair, I recall suddenly being aware that, given
the unevenness of the terrain, the high speed and the jumping of
bushes whose backsides were unseen, it was a small miracle we were
still upright. Our bodies were doing things our conscious minds
could take no credit for.
As we approached the camp, we got the
idea of staging a mock attack upon it with snowballs. Most of the
students were still in bed, a few, with that death-warmed-over look,
were nursing their coffee around the remains of the fire, trying to
recover from the night's festivities. We threw snowballs their way,
taking care not to actually hit anyone.
Mohammad disappeared into the bunkhouse
to rudely awaken one of his friends with a bit of snow down his
backside. We then, committed terrorists that we were, barged into
the mess hall where the professors were preparing breakfast. We
threaten them with certain doom, but their wit saved them. We were
in high spirits and, as I recall, we were the only live wires among
the students that day.
Now
the question arises, was Mohammad's sweet nature, his goodness, and
basic decency the result of his being Muslim? I'm sure he would say
it was, but I see no connection at all.
That Mohammad saw great beauty in
Islam, I have no doubt—he spoke of it several times, but it is
oh so clear to me that the True, Good, and Beautiful that he saw in
Islam was what he and other moderates had projected into it; they,
not the Prophet, were the authors of that beauty.
His faith, his inability to think
outside the Islamic box, added nothing, absolutely nothing to his
character, his life, his mind, or anything else. It was an
impediment that made religious inquiry, for him, as for billions of
others, quite impossible. This too is a depressingly old story.
Part
5
Moderate
Muslim:
Islam
for peace and brotherhood:
Fight
in the way of Allah against those who fight against you, but begin
not hostilities. Lo! Allah loveth not aggressors. 2:190
O ye who believe! Squander
not your wealth among yourselves in vanity, except it be a trade by
mutual consent, and kill not one
another.
Lo! Allah is ever Merciful unto you. 4:29
For that cause We decreed
for the Children of Israel that whosoever killeth a human being for
other than manslaughter or corruption in the earth, it shall be as if
he had killed all mankind, and whoso saveth the life of one, it shall
be as if he had saved the life of all mankind. 5:32
And if they incline to
peace, incline thou also to it, and trust in Allah. Lo! He, even He,
is the Hearer, the Knower. 8:61
The
good deed and the evil deed are not alike. Repel the evil deed with
one which is better, then lo! he, between whom and thee there was
enmity (will become) as though he was a bosom friend. 41:34
And he saith: O my Lord!
Lo! these are a folk who believe not. Then bear with them (O
Muhammad)
and
say: Peace. But they will come to know. :88-89
Lo! those who believe, and
those who are Jews, and Sabaeans, and Christians - Whosoever
believeth in Allah and the Last Day and doeth right - surely their
reward is with their Lord, and there shall no fear come upon them
neither shall they grieve. 2:62
Fundamentalist
Muslim:
And
slay them [the disbelievers] wherever ye find them, and drive them
out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution is worse
than slaughter. 2:191
Thou hadst no hope that
the Scripture would be inspired in thee; but it is a mercy from thy
Lord, so never be a helper to the
disbelievers.
28:86
Let
not the believers take disbelievers for their friends in preference
to believers. 3:28
O ye who believe! Take not
for intimates others than your own folk, who would spare no pains to
ruin you; they love to hamper you. Hatred is revealed by (the
utterance of) their mouths, but that which their breasts hide is
greater. :118
We shall cast terror into
the hearts of those who disbelieve because they [Christians] ascribe
unto Allah partners, for which no warrant hath been revealed. Their
habitation is the Fire 3:151
So
choose not friends from them [the unbelievers] till they forsake
their homes in the way of Allah; if they turn back (to enmity) then
take them and kill them wherever ye find them. 4:89
Relent
not in pursuit of the enemy. If ye are suffering, lo! they suffer
even as ye suffer and ye hope from Allah that for which they cannot
hope. Allah is ever Knower, Wise. 4:104
O ye who believe! Choose
not disbelievers for (your) friends in place of believers. Would ye
give Allah a clear warrant against you? 4:144
Hast thou not seen those
unto whom a portion of the Scripture hath been given, how they [Jews
and Christians] believe in idols and false deities, and how they say
of those (idolaters) who disbelieve: "These are more rightly
guided than those who believe" ? Those are they whom Allah hath
cursed. 4:51-52
Because of the wrongdoing
of the Jews We forbade them good things which were (before) made
lawful unto them, and because of their much hindering from Allah's
way, And of their taking usury when they were forbidden it, and of
their devouring people's wealth by false pretenses, We have prepared
for those of them who disbelieve a painful doom. :160-161
O ye who believe! Take not
the Jews and the Christians for friends. They are friends one to
another. He among you who taketh them for friends is (one) of them.
5:51
They surely disbelieve who
say: Lo! Allah is the Messiah, son of Mary. The Messiah (himself)
said: O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord. Lo!
whoso ascribeth partners unto Allah [Son, Holy Ghost], for him Allah
hath forbidden paradise. His abode is the Fire. For evil-doers there
will be no helpers. 5:72
They surely disbelieve who
say: Lo! Allah is the third of three; when there is no God save the
One God. If they desist not from so saying a painful doom will fall
on those of them who disbelieve. 5:73
Thou seest many of them
making friends with those who disbelieve. Surely ill for them is that
which they themselves send on before them: that Allah will be wroth
with them and in the doom they will abide. 5:80
How many a township have
We destroyed! As a raid by night, or while they slept at noon, Our
terror came unto them. No plea had they, when Our terror came unto
them. 7:-5
O Prophet! Exhort the
believers to fight. If there be of you twenty steadfast they shall
overcome two hundred, and if there be of you a hundred (steadfast)
they shall overcome a thousand of those who disbelieve, because they
(the disbelievers) are a folk without intelligence. 8:65
O ye who believe! Choose
not your fathers nor your brethren for friends if they take pleasure
in disbelief rather than faith. Whoso of you taketh them for friends,
such are wrong-doers. 9:23
The Christians say: The
Messiah is the son of Allah. That is their saying with their mouths.
They imitate the saying of those who disbelieved of old. Allah
(Himself) fighteth against them. How perverse are they! 9:30
If
ye go not forth [to fight] He will afflict you with a painful doom.
9:39
The
Infidel's Guide to Islam 5: Peace
I depended on the apologists for the
moderate quotes, and here, as elsewhere, I include all the quotes the
apologists like to cite. As for the quotes fundamentalists seem to
find inspiration in, I have again, as elsewhere, included only a
small fraction of those I could have used. So please bear in mind
that the overall impression you are getting here is highly biased in favorof the moderates and againstthe fundamentalists.
When will there be peace in the world?
I once put this question to both Christian and Muslim university
students. Both gave the same answer: Peace will come when everyone
accepts Jesus as their lord and savior, when everyone submits to the
will of Allah.
These may seem like irreconcilably
different answers, and they are, yet they are also the same answer:
We, the true believers, have the answer, our infallible book tells us
so, and when everyone accepts the one true faith, then the lion will
lie down with the lamb, there will be peace on Earth and goodwill
among believers. If zealous believers can't bring all the
disbelievers of the world into the fold, they are certain that one
day, hopefully soon, their god will do it for them.
But
what if their god doesn't smite the disbelievers? What if the future
resembles the past? Are we all doomed to endless dissension?
Well, yes, and a fine thing it is that
we don't all agree about everything. The trick, perhaps, is to learn
to disagree without killing one another. This may require that we
cease to be true-believers, let go of our certitudes, and learn to
acknowledge the possibility that we might be wrong.
For
there to be peace, humans must find some common ground upon which to
meet. Belief systems, religious or political, can never provide that
common ground. Beliefs divide people. This is an obvious fact, and
endless misery has been the result.
Certitude is what makes for fanaticism.
So, what if everyone was taught to acknowledge the possibility that
they might be wrong? Imagine if everyone could say, "Gee, I
really think X is true (having considered the evidence available),
but I could be wrong." This mere admission of the possibility
of error becomes the common ground upon which all people can meet.
If we do not claim absolute certainty,
then there is room for doubt, and doubt has a way of giving rise to
inquiry. A mind that is in a state of inquiry becomes capable of
learning; a door is opened, however slightly, to insight and
understanding.
But freedom must come first. You must
first free the mind of any compulsion with respect to believing, or
disbelieving, anything—an inability to let go of one's beliefs
makes inquiry impossible.
Muslims, along with every other
believer, seem to have an extraordinarily difficult time letting go
of their beliefs long enough to effectively question them. It is as
if those who have beliefs are also had by them. Is it possible to
have beliefs, to entertain them, without being had or possessed by
them?
People cling to beliefs for a reason,
usually fear, but they were not born that way, they were brought up
to be that way; it is an acquired affliction, and what can be
learned, can be unlearned. Children are good sponges, but only the
adult mind is capable of unlearning on its own. If you were brought
up to be a believer, a believer in any thing—theism, atheism,
it doesn't matter what—consider alternative ways of knowing.
Consider that the inquiring mind is
different from the believing mind. It may have beliefs of a sort,
but none are held to be immutably true, none are beyond questioning.
Evidence and reason determine what one's provisional conclusions are.
It is the opposite with the believing mind: conclusions determine
what one's reasoning shall be, and such reasoning is sham.
Are some ways of knowing better than
others? I have to confess that I think some are. If someone were to
draw insulting cartoons of Darwin, I might...be amused. If
someone claimed Darwin had got it all wrong, I might...buy his
book. If he came to my city, I might...go to his lecture.
I might beg to differ, but I wouldn't riot, I wouldn't kill.
While a moderate believer wouldn't riot or kill either, they would be
offended, angry, and defensive; they wouldn't say, "All wrong
you say? How interesting, tell me more!"
Wouldn't it be better to live in a
world where it's okayto criticize someone, even Darwin? even
Muhammad? As Voltaire noted: "One owes respect to the living;
but to the dead one owes nothing but the truth."
Muhammad
is dead. May truth be upon him.